Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Nostagia 2

Lincoln Logs and Erector Sets

Tinker Toys and Reel to Reel Tape Recorders



Sky King, Red Skelton, and the Fuller Brush Man



Washing machines with the roll-ringers on top
and the Studebaker




Car hops on skates at the local Drive-Ins like A & W and Dog 'n Suds


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Nostalgia 1


To play a 45 record


S and H Green Stamps! Save up and get a Sunbeam Mix Master!













No need to

explain
Skate keys
Ice cube trays





Beany and Cecil!








Cork POP rifles!















Drive In Theaters!

Collect the dollar from everyone.
One person in the front.
Two in the back.
Three in the trunk!

You just made three extra bucks for
gas and popcorn!

Friday, May 1, 2009

The Fly Market



The Fly Market

So many times we would scrounge for money.
A few pennies here,
A few pennies there.
Sometimes, if we were lucky,
A nickel would appear before our wide eyes.






Packing our pennies
(some of them wheat-backs from dad's collection)
In our pockets,
Feeling rich with the nickel we found, too,
We would jump on our bikes
And start our half mile journey down Seventh Avenue -
To the Fly Market!
We were actually planning on buying them out
With the fourteen cents we had between us.





In our eyes, though,
We did!
We came away from there with bags full of
Carmel bull's eyes, licorice records,
Chocolate licorice twists . . . our favorite!
Red and black "shoe-strings", Mary Janes,
Candy buttons on the long, thin piece of paper,
Candy cigarettes, wax bottles filled with sweet liquid.
Pixie sticks, Slo-Pokes,licorice snaps, and Neccos.
Jaw breakers that would last for hours!
Red-hot licorice nickels,Boston Baked Beans,
And the sweetest bubble gum on earth!





We thought we were rich in those days!
For a few hours, we had everything a kid would want
In our little brown bags full of candy.
Mom always thought we were sick
When we didn't finish all our dinner.
But somehow, I think she understood.
Somehow,
I think she knew where we had gone that afternoon.
Mothers are like that, you know?






Leaving our dinner plates half eaten,
We would go to bed on a full stomach . . .
Smiling and wondering
Where we were going to find more pennies
For our next trip to the Fly Market.





Somehow, we always found a penny here
Or a penny there.
At times, it would take a week!

But we were just kids.
We could wait!


Saturday, April 25, 2009

Carnie Boy


Carnie Boy

He's so young, but yet so wise for his youth.
He's been on the circuit since he was eight.
Entering adolescence with greasy hands,
Sweaty blond hair, and dirty feet.
Feeling old at thirteen, he's traveled the country
In the back of a truck,
Seeing more than his innocent eyes could take in.

From Dallas to Charleston,
He's seen it all.
Rain and mud - dry and dust.
Lifting equipment twice his weight.
Hoisting tents to their full glory.

He wants to escape . . .
But not really.
This is the only life he's ever known.
He has his friends -
Clowns by day, drunkards by night.
Bearded ladies with big bosom's always giving hugs.
He loves them all in his own special way.

You've seen this carnie boy, I'm sure.
Just look harder
Next time the circus comes to town.




Thursday, April 9, 2009

Obese vs Recess? Give me a break!




































Don't talk to me about taxing soda and soft drinks! New York is moving to put a tax on soft drinks to prevent obesity in children.

COME ON, PEOPLE! GIVE ME A BREAK!

Let's see?

If your child is overweight, and you are taxed on a can of soda - that would be, what? A penny a can per pound overweight? So normal weight for an average kid of 12 is 80 to 90 pounds - and if your kid of 12 weighs 120 pounds, how much is he (or she) taxed per pound overweight?

Don't get me started here!

When I grew up?
WE HAD RECESS!

WE HAD EXERCISE by playing outdoors until dinner, and even playing after dinner until dusk!


Don't talk to me about "fat" kids!
Get their ass off the couch!
Get them outdoors!
Teach them to ride a bike, not play a video game!
Don't take away their recess in school!
Let's play dodgeball! Scooter tag! Run! Jump! Be active!
Statistics say an average American kid drinks 50 cans of soda per month.
In my day, I was lucky to get 3 cans a month. (and I'm still skinny!)

Where did we go wrong?

GET THOSE KIDS OFF THEIR BUTTS !
GET THEM AWAY FROM THE TV AND VIDEO GAMES!
GET THE SCHOOLS TO BRING BACK RECESS (without the fear of a lawsuit against the school district because a parent's child skins a knee! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!)

We rode bikes.
We built forts.
We created games and inventions like skateboards and scooters!
We had recess 2 times a day!
We played before school.
We played after school.
We walked to and from school. We weren't driven to school by some "helecoptor parent"!

Now, kids? Do me a favor . . .

GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND GO OUT AND PLAY!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Go Figure!


As kids growing up in the 1950' & 1960's -
We ate greasy french fries smothered in catsup, Milkduds and buttered popcorn. We ate chocolate bars that melted down your hand on a hot summer day. We faced the risk of getting pimples! We suffered through not being able to finish a meal at suppertime because of earlier " sweet indulgences", even though we had to sit there at the table alone until the peas or other vegetables were finished. . . and "NO dessert, Mr., until you finish". And since we took too long to finish our meal, we always got dessert and a hug and kiss from mom.

I think we turned out pretty fine . . .With no ill effects.

But today?
Kids eat greasy fries made in unsaturated fat, chocolate with high MSG's, ultra-caffeinated "Monster" sports drinks, expensive Star-f**ks coffees and "lah-de-dah-tes", low-fat chips in a bag that is 60% air, and smoothies with more calories than a breeding cow! They have no recess or exercise in school, too many video games and less "playing outside until dark". And suddenly, everyone is worried about these kids facing the risk of cancer, heart disease, obesity, high cholesterol, and the works?

What is wrong with this picture????

GO FIGURE!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

TV Oldies

Gone . . . but not forgotten!